Sunday, December 26, 2010

tv

i've been watching way too much tv lately. i think it's cause all my friends went on vacation and i haven't been working. thus, i am home... watching toy story 2 right now. before, i was watching iris (korean drama) and reruns of friends, entourage, modern family, and how i met your mother in my bed.

i just read an article about how watching more than 2 hours of tv a day can increase likelihood of death.

ggggrrreat. awesomeee. someone give me some hobby to do. please. or get me a real job. thanks!

Monday, December 6, 2010

perv




yeah i have nasty humor. get over it

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

the BU state of mind

yea i’m out that warren/now i’m up in stuvi
maurice is the nicest guard/the other one’s an a-beeep
i used to be in CGS/team F, holla!
now i’m reppin C-O-M/PR major

our food aint too shabby/gained 15 my first month
towers, west & GSU/now we really gotta go & run
cardio & body building/G all day at fitrec
now we up at blandchards/damn i don’t know what to get
strollin down on comm ave/dellaria’s and noodle street
four starbucks’ on campus/another one in SMG
We got the best alumni/Howard stern and MLK
Bill o’ Reilly/ na they aint ever overplayed
We used to chill on gardner/Right there up on ashford street
But now we on that jtree/Whiskey park and gypsy
Yea, we the best in hockey/Got better skills than BC
They took it home in twenty ten/The next is ours at TD

Angora’s fro yo/Steak tips at Anthony’s
Royale nud pob/Subways and Scoozi’s
We’re at the best location/A mile away from fenway
Although I am a Yankees fan /I love the sox anyway

Comm. Ave runner/Ya’ll know who I’m talkin bout
homie with the blue shorts/Joggin every single route
Where the hell’s the T yo/im late to my 8AM
Shoulda took the BU BUS/what time does it come again?

Catch me on newbury, shopping at urban
Now I'm at the pru, gettin me some bourbon,
Chicken and qdoba, burritos r the illest
But chipotle is the better jawn, and annas is the chillest

We just built a new dorm/harry agganis way
Best in the nation/that's what all the critics say/
were helpin our environment/sustainability
no more packaged lunches/establish credibility


-bu attendee, stuvi resident, ANONYMOUS

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

why i need to work

the past 2 days, i've been home "injured" from powderpuff so i got off work from douzo until friday.

how i spent my days:

monday:
hobbled around. maybe moved only 5 times total in the day because it hurt too much to go upstairs and down.
took close to 2 hours to make eggplant parmesan. got a new record on fruit ninja. watched lots of tv... including conan premier which was ok.

today:
applied to some jobs. went to shaws and spent $50 (last week i spent $70... no idea what im buying). made and ate chicken quesadilla, guacamole, nachos, and salsa.
now i'm stuck watching the hills season 2.


all i have to say.
spencer is a crazy mofo douche


someone get me a job

Monday, October 18, 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010

dream

i had a dream.. usually i forget but this one stuck around long enough for me to write about it.

So, me kyum bucky and roy still lived together but in this baller place. There was a swimming pool and basketball court in the back. Anyways, it was one saturday afternoon and the doorbell rang and I answered and saw like a bajillion white guys come in and proceed to the back to swim in our pool and bbq and use all of our stuff.

I was like. WTH! Who are these people?

But then Roy popped in and was like, oh yeah. I was short on rent so I'm renting out our house for the day.

i remember getting very angry at him and using the analogy our house is to roy like hoes are to a pimp.

anyways, i kind of forget the rest of the story but i know nathan and jacob came strolling by with their parents with their swim gear on and they wanted to swim but saw our pool was infested with strangers so they just passed by.

strange

Thursday, October 14, 2010