funny pics

dream

i had a dream.. usually i forget but this one stuck around long enough for me to write about it.

So, me kyum bucky and roy still lived together but in this baller place. There was a swimming pool and basketball court in the back. Anyways, it was one saturday afternoon and the doorbell rang and I answered and saw like a bajillion white guys come in and proceed to the back to swim in our pool and bbq and use all of our stuff.

I was like. WTH! Who are these people?

But then Roy popped in and was like, oh yeah. I was short on rent so I'm renting out our house for the day.

i remember getting very angry at him and using the analogy our house is to roy like hoes are to a pimp.

anyways, i kind of forget the rest of the story but i know nathan and jacob came strolling by with their parents with their swim gear on and they wanted to swim but saw our pool was infested with strangers so they just passed by.

strange

don't you hate doing this

chinky

I've had contacts since I was in middle school. Sometime after, I decided to upgrade and become more like my classmates and got blue eyes.

For awhile though, one of my contacts was darker than the other and so I had one blue eye and one brown eye... for a bit.

kind of similar to my friend right here, except brown. Because I was so embarrassed, whenever people looked at me, I would squint my eyes and become more "chinky" as to hide the discolorment... that's not a word but u know what i mean

u'd think my parents would notice and want to change those contacts right away.... but didn't happen. stuck with 2 different eyes for a good couple months

observations of a past

so many things i can write about this picture

look at my hair... i always had this cowlick on my right side... that mother would NEVER curl in. so annoying. and i always had short hair too so my left side always curled in, and my right wouldn't... so it didn't look semetrical.

check out the dog on my baby blue tshirt. RUFF! or more like ROUGH!

there's my hot friend jess. look at that hat. train conductor status. and those cute braces. and that oh so fobby peace sign. aeropostale shirt. waddup!

love old pics

jersey shore

the other day.

friday night.

me roy teddy were watching tv at nighttime. jersey shore happened to be on and we started watching. I'm not a huge fan of the show.. yet. When it comes to these trashy reality shows, I'm always against it at first and think I'm better... but like I got sucked into the hills and outback jack, I could see my self getting stuck into this show as well. With these fake tanned ripped abs greasy hair guys and big chested loud mouth hoes... who wouldn't wanna watch?

Anyways, I've never watched any full episodes but as I watched, I hear those 2 girls chattering away.

Woww, Sammi is a hoe.

Yeah, but if she got in a fight with Jenny, she would kick her ass.

I think she's the type of girl who punches guys really hard and wouldn't expect getting hit back.

I'd hit her back.

....

Wowwww, she hooked up with another guy? She was with Ronnie the night before.

Oh myyy! (squeal)

So, it wasn't EXXACTLY like this, but you get the just. This was the basic convo b/w those 2 monkeys.

I went to sleep at 3 am.

Then went to sleep at 6 am.. after watching countless episodes.

What has this world come to.